On monday i was walking on the shore of the beach then I saw this bottle,you know like the one in aladdin.
This might sound like a normal day but you are wrong. I can promise you this I will never forget this day. So I obviously take it and a freaking genie pops out and says “Give me three wishes and i’ll make it come true,don’t ask for more wishes because that’s a LOT of work.
“.This of course was very anticlimactic.So i said i want “500 billion dollars but he goes “Nooooooo do you know how much work that is for me.”and I reply with “Yeah well you’re my genie so chop chop make it happen.
”.Then guess what he does……He gives me the money (that’s why you look so nice)!!!!!!Minutes later I ask “Hey this is a big decision can you go in your bottle lamp thing .I’ll take you to my room so I have time to think.”Of Course he replies with “You mean I get to go back to sleep duh.”.
After that he goes back into his lamp (I have just been informed that it is called a lamp not a bottle).Hours later I here this knocking sound coming from the lamp.The genie pops out and says “Times up” so I quickly reply with “World peace”.
He was like “Ok It’s done”. “Yay but I still need more time” I reply with.the genie replies with “You have until tommoro.So I can’t sleep i am still thinking what should I wish for over and over again.So I come up with a lot of things but i wasn’t sure about any of them.
But then I think of one.As my final wish I ask for there to be no more stray doges.So I tell this to my genie and he replies with “That is even more work than asking for wishes.
I of course super frustrated respond with ”I don’t care make it come true!”. Ok and guess what he says!He says thanks.The last wish came true and I got I new best friend.Can’t get any better than that!As you can see this was the best day of my life.I am sorry I made him become real because when this you are published no one will get too have a genie.Opps!